
My friend Ayse with her paintings and boyfriend. She is something of a young art-celebrity in Istanbul. You can see her works at this address.

My friend Ayse with her paintings and boyfriend. She is something of a young art-celebrity in Istanbul. You can see her works at this address.
A huge apartment building in the Asian side of Istanbul stands deserted after being deemed unsafe for earthquake regulations. Now the haunt of graffiti artists and the homeless, such abandoned structures are haunting reminders of the great earthquake of 1999, where cheap construction and unplanned architecture murdered more than twenty thousand people.
Being bound to a wheelchair hasn't stopped this man from having a good time on the streets of Taksim. Happy exceptions like him aside, Turkey is one of the least friendly places for disabled people.
Another figure, looking boldly into the future with a banner that proclaims the Armenien Genocide as "an imperialist lie!" He is a member of the Turkish Workers' Party, which sponsors a bizarre mix of Marxist leftist and ultra-nationalist ideas.
Low-cost mass housing grows out of the surrounding plains like dragons' teeth in the Asian outskirts of Istanbul.
Enormous apartment complexes such as these ones in Atasehir house more than a hundred thousand people each. Such mini-cities usually come complete with their own shopping malls, schools, post offices, etc. This way, you can live in Istanbul without ever needing to see the Bosphorus.
...and they are still building more and more. Perhaps not the best sight in the world, but then again how are you going to acommodate a population of seventeen million people?!
This combination of overlaid ads and decaying paint has unintentionally turned the facade of this old building into a work of Pop Art.
It might appear that this statue is a Giacometti or a Moore, but it is actually five thousand years old. Built by the mysterious Cycladic civilization in the early bronze age, thousands of such idols litter archaeological deposits in the western Aegean and Cyprus. They are thought to be ceremonial in purpose, perhaps for burials, but nothing is certain.
Most Cycladic sculptures are uniform, having similar humanoid shapes and proportions. But this one, with a frikkin' snake's head is an exception; a puzzle in an already puzzling realm. What did it represent? A snake-god? A demon? A one-off flight of fancy? We can never know. Both are from the excellent Museum of Cycladic Art in Athens.
Just look at those stripes! I saw this house centipede (Scutigera coleoptrata) on the pavement two days ago. These centipedes, unlike their mostly blind, fossorial cousins, have well developed eyes and long legs that enable them to run and climb with ease.
The German Hospital in Taksim was built in 1852, when the German Empire was pursuing its Middle-Eastern ambitions by pimping the Ottomans big time. (See my previous post on the Haydarpasa station in Kadikoy)
Yet another "vintage boutique" in Cihangir that sells useless shit you don't need and can't afford.
On the European shores of the Bosphorus, around the neighborhood of Rumelihisari, you can see this amazing fountain built by a certain Mr. Necip on 1967. Mr Necip appears to have been so charitable that his fountain has special water bowls for cats AND dogs. The inscription on the left says "Hello stranger, whether you drink from my fountain or not." On the right, there is a kind warning for passers-by to "turn off the water if you find it running."
A view of Bios, one of the most artsy venues in Athens, where you can see E-boy exhibitions, ultra avant-garde electronica concerts or screenings of Turkish Star Wars in any given day.
By complete coincidence, another artsy-fartsy Bios exists in Smyrna. Perhaps there is something in the Aegean seawater that causes this.


Until last week I was happy in my coccoon, confident that although it was plagued by religious nutjobs, militant nationalists, suicide-bombing Kurdish separatists and politically-correct "oh, but it's their culture" democracy groupies, Turkey was still safe from the sinister threat of bunny-toting Hare Krishna maniacs. Until last week. Now, my dreams of security are shattered forever.
A view from Asmalimescit, a district of Istanbul with many nice nightlife venues, restaurants, cafes and bars. It is also ultra-trendy, sometimes to the point of being annoying. These tables belong to Otto, a nice crossover between an Italian bistro and a nightclub. They also give you pens and crayons with every meal, so that you can doodle on your menus. They then exhibit the best pieces on their website.
A street-art sticker I did in Asmalımescit, a notoriously artsy-fartsy district of Istanbul with more intellectuals, designers, fashion hags and art creeps than you can shake a copy of ID Magazine at. Translated from Turkish, it reads something like "STOP! You are crossing a state boundary! No entrance beyond this point without Japanese bang haircuts, filthy intellectual beards, a cocaine addiction, a huge ego or an affliction of post-modernity." I swear it makes more fun if you know the place.
Here we go with a big post on the Goulandris Museum of Natural History at Athens. Here is a random detail, an algae-shaped lighting fixture at the ceiling of the hall of botany.
Founded in 1964 by the Greek philantrophist Aggelos Goulandris, the museum has one of the weirdest reconstructions of the early theropod dinosaur Syntarsus rhodesiensis. With dinosaur reconstructions evolving as our information about these creatures increases, such errors have to be overlooked.
A fossil crinoid, or sea lily. My friend Stanton will doubtless be able to identify its genus.
Here is a skeleton of Testudo hermanni, the common tortoise. Poor turtle! I wonder what happened to his left hand. And right foot.
Back when people didn't believe species could run out, mounting rare birds in elaborately-arranged displays was very popular. These Quetzals (Pharomachrus sp.) are one such example.
I regret that I couldn't get the proper scientific names of these interesting crabs.
But I know what this is... This is Mormolyce phylloides, a violin-beetle. These beetles use their elongated heads to probe small cracks and crevices for prey. If you want to see more, visit this small but -packed- museum as soon as possible!
A dead lizard I found in front of the Megaro Mousikis (Opera House) in Athens. Its smashed up head suggests it was probably impaled (and accidentally dropped) by an unknown predatory bird. Its distinctive pad-and-claw feet identify it (ironically) as a Hemidactylus turkicus, the Turkish gecko. Rest in peace, friend.
Dorsal and ventral views of a Melonthinid beetle of the genus Phyllophaga I found squashed on a pavement in the European side of Istanbul a week ago. These creatures spend one year of their life underground as thumb-sized pale, gnarly larvae before emerging in the following spring. Aptly enough, they are commonly known as June or May Beetles. Rest in peace, friend.
New Year's on Kartalkaya, a ski resort in Bolu. Under a whipping snowstorm, my friend Neco is playing the guitar while Ela and the guy-whose-name-I-forgot dance around him. Naturally, such resistance to the elements is only possible when you are drunk.